Category: Joke Board
Sorry if this is a repeat.
1.WHY DO MEN BECOME SMARTER DURING SEX?
> (because they are plugged into a genius)
> 2. WHY DON'T WOMEN BLINK DURING SEX?
> (they don't have enough time)
> 3. WHY DOES IT TAKE 1
> MILLION SPERM TO FERTILIZE ONE EGG?
> (they don't stop to ask directions)
> 4. WHY DO MEN SNORE WHEN THEY LIE ON THEIR BACKS?
> (because their balls fall over their butt-hole and they vapor lock)
> 5. WHY WERE MEN GIVEN LARGER BRAINS THAN
> DOGS?
> (so they won't hump women's legs at cocktail parties)
> 6. WHY DID GOD MAKE MEN BEFORE WOMEN?
> (you need a rough draft before you make a final copy)
> 7. HOW MANY MEN DOES IT TAKE TO PUT A TOILET SEAT
> DOWN?
> (don't know.....it never happened)
> ( C'mon guys, we laugh at your blonde jokes!)
> 8. WHY DID GOD PUT MEN ON EARTH?
> (because a vibrator can't mow the lawn)
> Remember, if you haven't got a smile on your face and
> laughter in your heart......Then you are just an old sour fart.
i like that one
Roflmao! *smile* loved it.